Bad Blood

Although I have recently professed myself to be (somewhat of) a Twilight fan, I must say that this series as a movie is the biggest train wreck to happen in all of cinema.

Here are the many rumors revolving New Moon:

• Dakota Fanning has been cast a lead role. In a vampire movie. *stifles laughter.*
• Drew Barrymore is rumored to be directing. That's cool, but um, does she even direct? How is she qualified?
• Demi Lovato says she would like to sing a song on the soundtrack. Why do Disney stars think they can do whatever the hell they want? I am actually a fan of Demi, but I can't imagine that the hopeless romantic emo fangirls of the world feel the same way.
• Madonna may be cast?
• Paris Hilton wants in on the action???

Get it together, Twilight. Half of the aforementioned things are cool, the other half or totally berserk, but NONE of them appeal to the same audience whatsoever. I look forward to this hot mess you're cooking up.